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[Ninjutsu champ]

Got Empires, my life is complete.

Keiji's lines are quite funny actually, these 2 may have been mentioned, but it's been a while since I've posted, and reviewed them.

1)Keiji:(To the tune of the Wheels of the Bus)
 "The enemy soldiers go squish, squish, squish..."
2)Keiji: I am Keiji Meada, I know, I look like a freak, but I'm really Quite lovable, you'll see.
Katasugu: I'm sure you are, just as I am Katasugu Naoe, and I fight for honor and love.

And another one I found funny was I was playing "A Land Divided" Scenerio, and when I conquered it with Kojiro as my best General His Line was:
"Aw, does this mean I don't get to kill people anymore?"
Then he got promoted to govenor. I can see how that will end. I personnally, if I had to give him a people-oriented job, would make him my complaint manager.

LOL. That would be a fitting job 4 him.

[Judgment]

Keiji: "Hey! Your so stupid that... that.... uh... Yeah! Stupid!"

MAsamune: "Dont swing that weapon too hard. Your tiny little brain might fall out of your head."

Mainly taunts that don't involve cowardice. (WAY too cliched)

[djchu]

One of the treasure hunt missions where the guy realises the map got switched with his kid's homework. and he's like "Well, no use crying over spilled milk"
Yoshihiro- "That Mitsunari's a fine dreamer, but one day reality's gonna smack him upside his head"
Sakon during his dream stage- "You all think this is funny don't you? Yeah, except that you're dead"
Shingen- "Am i gonna die like Sima Yi?"
More Shingen- "It isn't the same without a cute ninja hanging around"
Even more Shingen- "I do admit, it's hard to see with this mask on"
nother' shingen- "So, Ieyasu's men like to play dress-up, do they?"
And of course the kitten-slaying talk between Shingen and tadakatsu.
best I can remember of those quotes.
Mago! Mago! MAGO!

[Moogle Buddy]

I found another one that made me laugh for minutes.
In SW2: Empires I held a couple of tournaments to pool some skills. In one of them I had Noh vs. Nobunaga. Nobunaga won and yelled at Noh "Get out of my face!" That my friends(I consider all of you) is funny. I also appearantly had an everyone pick on Ranmaru day in my army. Everyone had a scene with him at once:
Katesuge's "You once failed at dress-up" talk. A few pages back

Mitsunari's "It would be a pity if anything happened to your pretty face, Ranmaru"
Ranmaru:"What do you mean by that!?"
Mitsunari:"I didn't mean anything by it...precious"

And Sakon's "It must be hard to be a  warrior with a pretty face like that"
Ranmaru: "What do you mean, I'm as much a warrior as anyone else!"

And following that Ina  had all her scene's with the other females.

Ina: "How can you wear such immodest clothing"

Nene's response "But this is what Hideyoshi likes me to wear. He he. Especially when he-"
Ina "Please! Don't finish that sentence"

Noh's response: "You should try on something from my wardrobe, you just might like it"
Ina: "I'd rather Die!"

 It's a little wierd that I had 5 scenes at once.

[Moogle Buddy]

I'm being extremely rude, but hey I have a new comment, and this thread needs to be back.

I love alot of Kojiro's:

Don't get to close, I'd hate to get your entrails on my beautiful blade.(Taunt)

Musashi: Why are you telling me this?
Kojiro: So you'll know, because if you know...then that give me a good reason to Kill(Kills the two behind him) you.

Cutting through Garbage only dirties my beautiful blade.

And Mitsuhide wins one for his comment in  Kojiro's Dream Stage(don't own Xtreme Legends though )

I thought I could trust them when they told me their days of Mutiny were over.

[Mylläri]

"Keep your fluffy coat on, STUPID!

-Masamune to Musashi @ Mikatagahara

[Mahoshonen]

Keiji-Nobunaga, SW2E

Keiji: "Woah, looking at you freaks me out"
Keiji: "That gaze looks like it could read minds"
Keiji: "But I'm warning you, I'm gonna start thinking stuff that makes no sense to throw you off!"
Nobunaga: "Is that so?"

SW2 - Mikatagahara
Shingen: "It appears I am surrounded by multiple Ieyasus.  I once had a nightmare like this."

[jinkojirodragonmiyamoto]

Here's one that had me DYING in laughter, I swear I was going to die... Literally...

Samurai Warriors Two Empires:

Conversation between Nene and Shingen Takeda.

Nene: Your so pale, did you skip breakfast this morning?

Shingen Takeda: You... Do realize this isn't my face?

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F......(Dolphin Sound) A..(Dolpihn Sound) Off!!!!!!!!!!

It's the way Shingen says his line... Too funny.

[Moogle Buddy]

I just got SW2, and found 2 with Okuni in survival mode.


Okuni "Aw. that's too bad for you. Try not to bleed on my umbrella too much"

(to Ieyasu)"You grumpy old man, I haven't even asked you for anything yet! Well if you won't give me any I'll beat it out of you."

[ArcKnight7337]

SW2 Empires - Conversation between Kotaro Fuma, Hanzo Hattori, and Masamune Date.

Kotaro: "Chaos..."
Hanzo: "Darkness..."
Masamune: "Is that really the extent of your guys' vocabulary?"

[Moogle Buddy]

I found one with Ranmaru that made me laugh:

Oichi's dream: Ranmaru: "Fine, if you won't listen to me, I'll just have to claim the title of Japan's most beautiful woman"

I have also found in SW2, Kojiro creeps me out:
"Musashi, what is that keeps drawing us together, it's like we're soulmates"

[jinkojirodragonmiyamoto]

This one had me rolling as I just discovered it the other day.

Game: Samurai Warriors Two with Xtreme Legends Content
Stage: Conquest of Kyushu
Character: Okuni
Conditions: Approach Yoshihiro Shimazu when your taking over Tsuruga Castle and you'll get this:

Okuni: My, my those sideburns make you look like a cute chipmunk.
Yoshihiro Shimazu: Oh for the love of a.... (Okuni Interupts Yoshihiro)
Okuni: Why don't I take your cute chipmunk self with me back to Izumo?

Roll On Floor Laughing!!!! Hahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

[Moogle Buddy]

One for Nene and Hanzo

Hanzo:The darkness will consume you.
Nene: You seem to have an obsession. Hanzo, tell me, is your homelife alright?

[keijimaeda73]

Usually this one occurs in the preparation menu (SW2E):

Magoichi: Keiji, your life is fighting and sleeping, huh?
Keiji: Listen, if you want me to fight like a tiger on the battlefield, you have to let me have my cat naps.
Magoichi: Okay. I won't try and argue with that logic.

One of Nene's winner quotes:

Such weak enemies! Who's feeding them, anyway?

Another one with Nene (Battle of Shizugatake):

Nene: Don't give up, Mitsunari!
Mitsunari: Thank you, my lady, for clarifying the obvious.
Nene: Why do you always have to be so difficult?

[Rivus]

I can't help but laugh at everything everybody says.