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[baby_eater]

Hmm...mine goes something like this.

Kanetsugu: My lord Ieyasu, welcome to the battlefield. Did you get the letter I sent you?
Ieyasu: Why, yes, I enjoyed it very much. But it almost didn't reach me. Did you realize that you spelled my name wrong? It's "Ieyasu Tokugawa" not "Villainous Swine who will Perish for his Dishonor." Think you could remember that?

Ha, I loved that one! Empires, isn't it?

Mine was from XL, Yoshimoto's Odawara level.

[bishamontenprodigy08]

I tell ya.  I might just buy that game just to see these quotes.

Or I could just be cheap and listen to you guys.  WE ARE GOIN THRU A RECESSION PEOPLE!!!

[Thirteenthorder]

Okay, I'm reciting this from memory.

Kenshin: We shall have one final battle nemesis! One of us must die!

Shingen: Okay. Have your people contact my people, and maybe we can stab at each other over tea.

From: SW2:XL

[Nixton V]

Noh's taunt: "Your face... was your mother that ugly too?"

[Yukimura_Sanada]

There's a few I like from SW2:Empires, so I'll list a few for now:

Nagamasa: The flowers are in full bloom Oichi. And soon, they will scatter to the winds. As a warrior, I too wish to fall to a glorious end. For it is the impermeance of thing that makes them truly beautiful.

Oichi: I know you are right. But the falling petals hurt me to my soul. I find myself praying they will always stay in bloom. Even though I know it is impossible.


Hideyoshi: Aren't you a little tall to be a ninja? There are much more fitting jobs for an oaf such as yourself. Beast of burden, for example.

Kotaro: Interesting advice from the man who is too puny to be a conqueror. I shall bury you in bedlam...and then see where your learning gets you.

[Ninjutsu champ]

Heres mine,

Hanzo: Tadakatsu, you charge into the open. I shall strike from the shadows.
Tadakatsu: Together we shall know no bounds.

Heres another

Hanzo: You are bright as the full moon in the night sky. And I am the eclipse that will swallow you whole.

[bishamontenprodigy08]

Recently bought SW2 Empires.

Its good.

Heres my quote:

Nagamasa: So you are also a fighter for honor?
Yukimura: Yes I also am a fighter for good.
Kanetsugu: Yes.  Nagamasa, Yukimura, and I.  We shall work to defend peace in the land.
Nagamasa: WHo the heck are you?

Dont quote me on the accuracy.

To obtain:  Have Nagamasa, Yukimura, and Kanetsugu on the same force.

[kai]

my fav:

Shingen. You two fight like fire and water! Something Something something. but when fire and water work together, they are capable of making great things indeed! Like, slicing upenemy soldiers, and putting them into a hot stew!

Kanetsugu: Never! Honor and dishonor will never work together!


Masamune: Something something before I'd work with that Imbecile!


Shingen. Blast! I was hoping to use that metaphor to get you to make my lunch.



I am not accurate.

[sunshangxiangfan]

Hideyoshi:Gate's open men.Get your BUTTS in there!

not exact but close
Hideyoshi:What?!!!!! He's been captured?!!!! If we just burst in there,they'll lop off his head for sure. Just think of what that would do to my image!!!!

[Nixton V]

Nene's taunt: "Pee-yu! Did someone leave smelly fish out in the sun? Oh, heh, sorry, it's just you..."

[bishamontenprodigy08]

Here's one:

Keiji: "You're so stupid that.. uh, yeah...stupid!"

This is his TAUNT.  Its not that it's funny or anything, its just that every time its used against me, it WORKS!

But heres a funny one:

Hideyoshi:"Im going to unify the land for YOU, so why dont YOU--DIE for ME?"

This is what he says when you meet the commander as him, but it was funny one time because Nene was the Commander when he said this.

[Blue Tiger]

Some of my favorites have already been taken, but here are a few more.

Musashi:What the? I'm Shaking? What the hell kind of monster are you man!?
Nobunaga:Mwahahahahahaha!

Hideyoshi:Honey, I think it its great that you want to follow me to battle and all. But I wonder, what is it that drives a woman such as youself to join the fight?
Nene:Because I want to be near you and make sure you're safe.
Hideyoshi:Thats sweet. So you're not spying on me?
Nene:Are you afraid because you think I'd kill you if I caught you with another woman? Don't be silly. I'd just break your arms and legs, thats all.

[Prosthetics]

I could have sworn there was an exact replica of this topic made months before this one.

My favorite quotes are virtually anything Kotaro or Hanzo say.

[Nixton V]

I checked, there wasn't one there. Someone else tried to make this topic after I did, but it got deleted. This one's been around for months now, so you're probably just thinking of this one.

[SengokuMusouRyan]

Hideyoshi:Gate's open men.Get your BUTTS in there!

not exact but close
Hideyoshi:What?!!!!! He's been captured?!!!! If we just burst in there,they'll lop off his head for sure. Just think of what that would do to my image!!!!

I believe it was this

Hideyoshi: Our cohort on the enemy side has been captured. Once we get in there they most likely lop off his head. And that will totally ruin my image!